Two Sentence Stories

Rental agents annoy me.
So do rental wives.

Neil Armstrong said you can be whatever you want if you apply yourself.
I want to be a monkey.

I nearly vomited.
Their HEADS were POTATOES!

The winner handcuffed himself to the podium and, with his free hand, got out a scroll that unrolled to the floor. “I’d like to thank…”

This post was submitted by Robert Laughlin.

I’m not lonely.
I’m just alone.

i heard the lock in the door and realized the only judgment i should let matter should be mine. judging even the previous sentence, i drive myself crazy.

This post was submitted by somegirl.

If I ever go to Frankfurt I think I shall make a joke about the name.
Then I’ll feel dumb for being so cliché.

No dimming that switch mister!
We need the sunlight.

I got my hepatitis test results back today. I’m still a straight-A student!

This post was submitted by Chris.

It wasn’t all bad.
Sometimes she made food.

This post was submitted by Rodale Wenger.

I raced up the flight of stairs two at a time. Upon reaching the top, I promptly forgot why I needed to go upstairs to begin with.

This post was submitted by aecoop.

It be true, I is so literit. Proof be that I gots a book accepted by Publish America so’s you know I be a smaht riter.

This post was submitted by Max Peck.

A trip to the park with you is always a treat. This time we got exactly what we wanted.

This post was submitted by Belmont Higgins.

i got to spend time with you. it only costed me my families trust and $40.

This post was submitted by sarah.

2000 volts coursed through his chair and fried him. “You know the penalty for spilling Pinot Noir on our silk tablecloth,” said Number One.

This post was submitted by Robert Laughlin.

A bag of bananas is very expensive.
It doesn’t hold much, either.

I put a spoonful of dirt into my mouth.
Yes, I can see how you didn’t like this, I said.

A writer is like the farmer who grazes his words and prepares them for market.

An editor is like the butcher who hacks the stories up into savory morsels for the reader’s consumption.

This post was submitted by Martin T. Ingham.

Silence is never understood .
If so , you wouldn’t wait to read my next sentence .

This post was submitted by adreamygal.

I can’t meet you today,I need to study.
Next moment she was smiling at the joke.

This post was submitted by ariel.