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  1. The Execution of Larry the Pedophile

    August 28, 2015 by Mel Clayton

    1. The old timers sat on benches at the corner store, sharpened blades hidden in their pockets, all stone-faced and eager to do what the law failed to do for little Mary Winslow. Jack “Butterbean” O’Casey spit tobacco juice in the dirt and said, “Soon as he comes out we drag him out back and I want the honors of removing that bastards balls with this here zip tie, got it?”

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    Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Mel Clayton.


  2. Rose

    August 27, 2015 by Robert Olessak

    Momma is morose. Poppa is porose.

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    Rating: 2.3/10 (7 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Robert Olessak.


  3. Pet

    August 27, 2015 by Maureen Jacob

    The couple let Sadie out every single night to hunt neighborhood birds and rats. After a few months, however, child protective services showed up.

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    Rating: 6.6/10 (13 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Maureen Jacob.


  4. Welcome To America

    August 27, 2015 by B for Bandana

    In last week I was to help new neighbour to fix internet. I am now say help me to remove from here dis dungeon trap… help me, please help me… help me…

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    Rating: 3.3/10 (3 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by B for Bandana.


  5. The Lake Murders: A Love Story

    August 26, 2015 by Mel Clayton

    He was going to their canoe to show me how to kill them. I blew him a kiss when he winked at me.

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    Rating: 5.1/10 (19 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Mel Clayton.


  6. Rejection Correction

    August 26, 2015 by The Witty Whale

    “Pie and wine,” I requested for the seventh time as eloquently as I could muster. The waiter took umbrage with me against my demeanour, dress, accent or all three and indicated that they didn’t serve my sort in here and kindly showed me to the door.

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    Rating: 7.8/10 (4 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by The Witty Whale.


  7. Rejection

    August 26, 2015 by The Witty Whale

    “Pie and wine”, I requested for the seventh time as eloquently as I could muster. The waiter took umbrage with me against my demeanour, dress, accent or all three and indicated that they didn’t serve my sort in here and kindly showed me to the door.

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    Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by The Witty Whale.


  8. Notificasions

    August 25, 2015 by Raphael

    I get notifications on google but I didn’t made an account.

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    Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Raphael.


  9. War Memories

    August 25, 2015 by Bob

    Do you remember that time when we were green with slime, envy and covered in frogs, where the skies were white and blue and covered grey, at a swamp buzzing with flies, smelling of methane, and tasting of folk ash and tart seeds and-No? Me neither.

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    Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Bob.


  10. Crazy

    August 25, 2015 by Lace

    My daughter is better this way, and now she has company and better things in her future. Yes, telling lies to get her put in the mental asylum was the right thing to do; that’ll teach that brat to call me crazy.

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    Rating: 3.8/10 (18 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lace.


  11. Fox

    August 25, 2015 by Lace

    As the handsome young man danced with the beautiful, engaging girl he’d met at the ball, he thought he was the luckiest man in the world. He only had one moment to notice in horror the fox tail peeping out from under her voluminous skirts before she changed shape and slashed his throat.

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    Rating: 2.6/10 (19 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lace.


  12. Agony

    August 25, 2015 by Lace

    Sometimes agony can be the sweetest thing. Particularly when I’m meting it out to other people.

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    Rating: 5.1/10 (18 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lace.