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  1. ??????

    May 19, 2012 by saniajob

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  2. ? ?????))? ??? ??????????? ???????? ??? samsung mlt -101

    May 18, 2012 by RZxdyys

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  3. %$# click here for free google ads ^&%

    May 16, 2012 by C.D. Carter

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  4. The troll of Twosentenceland

    May 14, 2012 by C.D. Carter

    A disfigured fiend, a horrid malformed monster creeping across the Internet seeking only to inflict misery, happened upon Twosentenceland, and, enjoying it, stayed put. There, the unhappy, nightmarishly bored monster scratched and clawed at the ratings of Twosentencelanders who only looked for enteraintment and fun and creativity, and wanted desperately for the troll to have its fucking head run over by an eighteen wheeler.

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  5. Banana Catastrophe

    May 10, 2012 by Mardibug

    Starving on the drive home as usual, Jennifer briefly wondered why she had waited until the merge to peel and eat her banana. She stopped wondering about this as soon as she was decapitated in the fiery crash that ensued.

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  6. You Really Should Be More Careful About Your Teeth….

    May 10, 2012 by TheLyon301

    “Grinding your teeth is really going to destroy your teeth,” the dentist said lecturing her patient. The stress caused by this revelation caused the patient to clamp his teeth shut, cracking two of them down to his gums.

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  7. zombie hangover part 6

    May 9, 2012 by C.D. Carter

    I thought maybe I’d want to eat people, as they do in the movies. Everyone was dead though, and when I bit into my wife, she hardly flinched, and I was not satiated because the dead had nothing for the dead.

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  8. Chelsea, Tabitha, and Mrs. Renfrew

    May 7, 2012 by Mardibug

    “I’ll never be married,” mused the middle-aged woman as she sipped on free champagne and watched with shameful bitterness as a toddler in a tuxedo chased a group of newborn ducks. “I’m going to become one of those angry spinsters who’s mean to children and gives her cats people names.”

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  9. gardening

    May 6, 2012 by garethdain

    hello macauley this is there site details,check out there great deals , tell them garth told you to ring

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  10. The thing in the window

    May 5, 2012 by Mardibug

    Mary had never been scared to walk alone at night through the halls of the hundred-year-old psychiatric hospital, knowing that it had always been “a good place,” where patients were treated with kindness and respect even in its earliest days. But that all changed the night Yvette showed her the third-story window, where no staff or patients were currently housed, and through which a ghostly light could be seen on some nights silhouetting a human-like form.

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  11. The thing in the hall

    May 4, 2012 by Mardibug

    Alison shut her eyes hard and covered her face with her hands, forcing the image of the thing at the end of the hall out of her brain and silently repeating over and over again that such a thing could not exist. She was certain the apparition would be gone the moment she opened her eyes, but instead she saw with horror that it was now inches from her face.

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  12. “There’s a SNAKE in the bed!!!!!!”

    May 3, 2012 by TheLyon301

    Pat was positive his wife was insane when she jumped out of bed at 2 am screaming about a snake. Telling her to shut up, he climbed into bed just as the snake sunk its venomous teeth into his neck.

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