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  1. First Time

    June 27, 2015 by Unknown

    I’ll never forget my first time, I was so nervous my hands were shaking, but it felt right.
    When it was over I laid next to her, unable to wipe the smile from my face, thinking about how much I wanted to do it again; I couldn’t wait to kill again.

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  2. Don’t Look

    June 27, 2015 by Unknown

    They say it appears behind you after reading about it, but that can’t be true.
    Can it?

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  3. Damn

    June 25, 2015 by Unknown

    I guess hell is real.
    Damn.

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  4. Infidelity

    June 24, 2015 by Laco

    He had successfully barred the way to his heart and body saying he wanted to be faithful to his dead wife whom he still loved. Until, one day, he gave in and in the act of doing so his heart gave up and he died.

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  5. STD

    June 24, 2015 by laco

    He had called her to talk about the STD-test she had taken a week earlier. As she was leaving his room he slipped up his fly.

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  6. My roommate’s cats

    June 19, 2015 by Morrie Wimple

    My roommate’s cat, Mittens, loves to catch things—for example, this morning I tossed her the toaster, and she caught it easily; then I tossed her the blender, and… well… she caught that too; then I tossed her the microwave (quick note to self—replace microwave with lookalike) and she caught that (second quick note to self—replace cat with lookalike). Mittens, my roommate’s cat, now sleeps the eternal sleep in the back garden under the shade of the old elm tree where she loved to climb and play, with Whiskers and Tabby and Snowball and all the rest of the talented cats that came before her.

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  7. Get it? 2

    June 18, 2015 by G Dunning

    Why’d the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend at the bar.

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  8. Get it?

    June 18, 2015 by G Dunning

    A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, sees them, and after a pause, says, “Who’s first?”

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  9. Mirror

    June 16, 2015 by Anonymous

    I look in the mirror as I comb my hair. But that isn’t my face.

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  10. Consultation

    June 15, 2015 by NG

    Three ladies in my class with their problems. One teacher with all the answers.

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  11. June 15, 2015 by Anonymous

    I look at the photos from my family vacation uploaded in my laptop. No one brought a camera.

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  12. Voices

    June 15, 2015 by Anonymous

    My doctor says the voices that I hear are all in my head. How did he get in?

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