Quantum physics tells us that two particles can entangle and then act as one, miles apart, simultaneously.
I wish other stuff was Quantum.
Category: Two Sentence Stories
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After all my years in poverty I decided to get real and expose myself.
Now I’m rich, shivering and cold and wishing I could take it all back.
Soluable
A fact: people are soluble in water.
Eventually.
Puppet
You can be a puppet with strings or a puppet with a hand up your ass.
Things they never tell you about adult working life.
Abandon
I thought I had an endless supply of slim gold bars of love to hand around with reckless abandon.
Imagine my surprise to turn up to my warehouse to find it sold, a dingy coffee-house in its place.
Trail
Your detritus is spread from one side of the web to another.
Clean up your trail, I’m sick of finding traces of you.
Malfunction
There was a terrible malfunction on the flight, everything went black and I ended up here.
I’m covered in blood, screaming and I’ve got the terrible feeling I’m going to have to go through puberty again.
Baker
After the gingerbread man came to life do you think the baker made another?
Did he make himself a wife?
Charity
We made the biscuits and shipped them off to those poor kids overseas.
We made love and thought highly of ourselves.
Cake
Your God-cake is not bad.
“Every slice is a trip to Heaven” is a little bit too much though.
Naked
I didn’t lie to my wife about the night out.
I mean, they’re not really strippers if they arrive naked, right?
Timing
I rang a share house once to see if the room was still available.
Three years later when I met the girl who would become my wife she turned out to be the girl who said “sorry it got taken over the weekend”.
Kidnap
Kidnap the dog and dye it red.
Do this for me.
Neighbour
I give you feeble excuses not because I fear the truth would destroy you, but because I fear it would destroy me.
Or maybe it would destroy the neighbour, I don’t know.
Clockwork
My clockwork wife and I are pretty happy.
We do wind each other up occasionally.
Love me
I understand completely that you love me.
But do you obsessively write about me in little notebooks that will be found after your death?
Dreams
Do you have those dreams that last all night?
It’s a present for … a friend.
Holiday
I went to the pier today.
It reminded me of Perth, of sun, of love, of food, of champagne, of sex, of falafel, and of you, asleep with damp hair, mid-afternoon.
Conquer
I have conquered the world.
Now only you remain.
Reply
You think our last conversation took place on your bed when we both agreed to “end it”.
It actually took place three weeks earlier when I said I loved you and you hesitated with your reply.