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Death Penalty for Sideburns

March 26, 2012 by C.D. Carter

It was a big day, and he wanted to look his clean-shaven best. But now his sideburns were deceased, having been executed by overzealous experimentation and a hungry Mach3 razor.

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  1. TheLyon301 says:

    Only a truely mental nutcase would view sculpting his sideburns as a must for getting ready for a big day…..

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