Close the toilet door and close your mouth.
I don’t want to see you piss and I don’t want to hear you talk shit, darling.
Related posts:
Flattr
Pages
Submit a story!
Mat's work
-
Get stories delivered!
Recent Comments
- Cynthia: loved the clever play
- Avery Oslo: Haha, thanks Sarah. I think I might like it better your way…
- Sarah: Cute! First time I read it I skipped the words “didn’t” and “too much,” and it...
- Sarah: Written with an admirably honest yet gently whimsical view of one of society’s less spoken of facets...
- Sarah: I love the image this paints in my mind. I want to see what happens next – and I want to read more of...
Top Rated Stories
Ageing (13 votes)
The Beautiful Magnet Girl (13 votes)
Found things (9 votes)
Supposing (5 votes)
Oblivion (7 votes)
Invisible Chains (5 votes)
Wife by Day (3 votes)
Love Done Sour (3 votes)
Two Sentence story grand final winners (3 votes)
Jealousy (2 votes)
I Always Wanted to Be a Hero... (5 votes)
Alpha and Omega (7 votes)
Green-blooded Mutant (3 votes)
Meek (9 votes)
Reciprocity (2 votes)
Tags
children dating death Dog dream dreams Fantasy fear food fuck funny future girl girlfriend girls god heart horror husband lie life love marketing marriage marriage memory murder music pain regret relationship relationships revenge robot romance secret sex suicide time truth wife words work world writingWhat I'm Doing...
- Listening to one hit wonder compilation and in complete life flashback. Totally forgot I punched that old lady five years ago. 3 days ago
- @mversion Why are you downloading that? There are easier ways to make yourself sterile. in reply to mversion 3 days ago
- ugly babies deserve life the signs said but everyone pretty much ignored them because did you see the people holding them? 3 days ago
- More updates...
Posting tweet...
Categories
Writing eBooks
Meta
Post a Comment