Football

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{ 2009 08 19 }

Fucking Australia and all the fucking obsession with fucking sport!
“Some football player has sustained a papercut and is in doubt for this weekend, also three billion people have died from an unknown virus, BUT AGAIN, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS SUSTAINED A PAPERCUT!”

Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Brands ...
Sense ...
Six billion ...
Only now ...
Weekend ...

Posted by Mathew Ferguson on Wednesday, August 19, 2009, at 3:09 am. Filed under Two Sentence Stories. Tagged Australia, football, fucking. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.

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