Two Sentence Stories

The author of this story knows the secret of life, a secret that he will soon share. But as he types it out, he thinks to himself “Damn, I wish I could have more space”.

This post was submitted by jhoward011.

I am “The Chameleon”; no I’m not some superhero who can change the colour of their skin to suit the environment nor am I that weird lizard-like creature which can do the same thing.
I am the spy who can blend in with a crowd and be seen but not seen, I am the person who [...]

Yes we spent months hollowing out giant rocks and fitting them with tiny video screens.
Yes we’re preparing for something but it’s a secret.

Hey, want to know another secret?
It’s really hard to make new friends without drinking.

Once upon a time, there was a place called ever after that no one ever reached. In writing names and places, pain, joy, and distant faces, they tried in vain to show to others what their own eyes could not see.

This post was submitted by Temulin .

You want to know another secret?
I went out with you just so I could see what huge double-D breasts were really like (they were ok).

Sitting awkwardly and gripping the tools, there is a moment of reverence before the act and a whispered prayer for fertility.
In an uncomfortable moment, she can’t help but wonder if people will be able to tell that the baby’s father was a turkey baster.

This post was submitted by Melanie Edmonds.

Photo credit
From Ibere Romani

If you command, she will obey.
Dating secret #6.

My deepest secret.
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