Two Sentence Stories

what do the Gods ask?
how the hell would i know?

This post was submitted by Mike Cahill.

Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Confucianism, Christianity, Atheism.
Oh, and Imaginary-a-Tism, too.

Blind rituals, archaic strictures and useless rules.
Work, religion, love, it’s all the same.

Tomorrow at work they’ll ask me what I did on the weekend and I’ll lie and say “you know, just had a bit of fun” or something like that.
The truth is that on the weekend I mocked a few religions, declared a meal “the worst I’ve eaten” though it wasn’t, slept alone, and relaxed my [...]

When I felt most deeply moved by the Holy Spirit my loved ones told me that was not where God wanted me. They were right: He doesn’t exist.

This post was submitted by Alexander Paoletti.

Of course I go to church.
The church of Bacon, sucka!

Hey Gods out there – just wanted to let you know something.
Oh, wait, there’s no one there.