Two Sentence Stories

Before I met you, I always wanted to see the years beyond our lives, yet since you’ve come into view I know we must go forward, never ceasing, together.
One life is not enough, but I wonder if I’ll still be asking for another two thousand years in two thousand years from today.

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The author of this story knows the secret of life, a secret that he will soon share. But as he types it out, he thinks to himself “Damn, I wish I could have more space”.

This post was submitted by jhoward011.

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Delted had a short life, but a good life.

She knew that if she did this, if she took this step, it was going to change everything. What she still had to figure out was if she wanted it to or not.

This post was submitted by Sarah Ann Noel.

I may be failing as I flail around for some meaning in this life.
Just gonna flail harder (and fail harder).

The best thing about my life is that it is like living in a movie.
It’s a western-romantic-time-travel-teen-roadtrip-comedy.

I was waiting for the bus.
Then it hit me!

This post was submitted by Petko Boukov.

Time has the final word.
Usually it is “didn’t you know you only get one attempt?”

His IQ and his relative position in life were an example to all that IQ is a bullshit measure.
Her cup size and relative position in life were an example to all in life that cup size is very very VERY important.

The spellbinding and heart-wrenching tale of Romeo and Juliet can be summed up in a mere few words; they came, they shagged, they died. In this, they were like every other human couple who joined biological forces, except that the title pair were in such a toxic rush.

This post was submitted by Jessica Freasier.

Reality is a straight line fullof truth and what there is, never changing, just a ladder whereas belief is a curved line bending aroung what we know.
This is where we get adventure.

This post was submitted by Abigail Prendergast.

Only two out of a thousand say yes, aye, but none are worth the time. That’s why you drink — you drink so that most of your tears (and piss) evaporates, so that you won’t freeze when given the cold shoulder.

This post was submitted by Alexander Rolph.

I’ve changed the variables I use to measure my life.
Currently I’m scoring in blog posts.

A lily rose out of the pond, its scent sweet and bitter, its colors yellow and blue, its posture bent and straight at the same time.
I wanted to be like the lily, strong and smooth and sweet, but life weakened, roughed, bittered me without remorse.

This post was submitted by helena gowan.

You know, the end of my life is approaching at speed and so I really don’t have time to sit around with you.
I’m not saying see you later because that ain’t ever happening.

Got born.
Did little.

He was only four feet shy of the air conditioner when he fell to the floor suffering from a heat stroke. It was that exact second in time that he realized he had wasted too many precious moments in his short thirty years of life.

This post was submitted by Ronni Dee.

Life is an adventure so dangerous it will cost you your life.
Otherwise, what the fuck are you here for?

At night, everything comes to life.
Watch out for the toaster!

Seeing her husband exit the mens room while she still waited online, Madeline turned to the woman behind her and commented, “I know why women live 7 years longer than men.
“It’s comp time for ladies room lines.”

This post was submitted by Carol White Llewellyn.