Two Sentence Stories

The search for truth is long and hard.
So is a penis, ha ha.

You, and none other.
The endless and only truth.

Tomorrow at work they’ll ask me what I did on the weekend and I’ll lie and say “you know, just had a bit of fun” or something like that.
The truth is that on the weekend I mocked a few religions, declared a meal “the worst I’ve eaten” though it wasn’t, slept alone, and relaxed my [...]

I am a person going through the adolescence stage of life.
In an adults eyes I am a teenager, a sincere insult thanks to the media.

This post was submitted by Abigail Prendergast.

Nobody really liked her; however, that didn’t stop her from sashaying (like a cat in heat) out onto the stage, wearing the tightest, shortest (Harper Valley PTA sleazy) hooker red dress we – or probably anyone else for that matter – had ever seen, to accept (without any reservations) the award for teacher of the [...]

Gotta face it.
Santa is not real.

Bring me my socks of justice.
Bring me my pants of truth!

At work I always tell the truth.
I’ve been fired like three times.