Two Sentence Stories

The reason our relationship failed.
She was about a hundred times more alive than me.

I gave the supreme gift to you.
You tossed it away.

I think about you.
Are you thinking about me?

Ok, so I get my “millstone” status.
I was trying real hard to be lighter.

Your street is shown on an advertisement!
I mean, c’mon!

There was a small beautiful moment with you that lead to a long beautiful moment.
It was when you said “I need to be by myself for a while”.

I am his girl who makes him smile even for a while. I am also the reason why he shed tears all the time.

This post was submitted by sykes.

Hey it is so good to meet you but I can’t really get involved with a sick broken person right now.
I’m … washing me hair … forever.

Today I cut it all off with you.
And to my great shame I felt great for the rest of the day.

My greatest acting moment was squeezing out tears as I walked away from you.
Next up: acting like I am really broken up about it all.

Your offer of a special eight-month infatuation package with free extras such as wild sex at the start but none later and crying really late at night is quite intriguing.
Throw in a free t-shirt and some affection coupons I’ll never redeem and you got yourself a deal.

One word that will get you through any relationship problem, like, forever.
Lie.

My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
By relationship I mean “vagina”.

I tried to lie that my silence didn’t mean anything.
She saw right through me.

I cry when I remember the walk to Scarborough Beach.
I cry for the loss.

My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.

“You and your ethics, you can’t do it,” the Joker gurgled as he dangled over the side of the building.
“Fuck ethics,” Batman finally decided, and he let go.

This post was submitted by The Cloaked Stranger.

My training with you was just fantastic and so totally worthwhile for my future.
When I need to stay up to 3am, crying and discussing a relationship I am so going to rock at it!

Yesterday morning, Mitch was all smiles at me and at everyone else at the office, as she enthusiastically told us about Rey, a new guy she met, and how gentleman he is despite the fact that their first date was still later that evening.
Today, I saw her avoiding me and she sobs whenever someone mentions [...]

Hi, it’s so nice to meet you!
Just to speed this up – I totally judge people by their iTunes playlist.