Two Sentence Stories

Best, most satisfying invention, like ever?
Vagina – by God.

I turned my back on the lessons of the Lord.
I decided to by ruled by my heart.

what do the Gods ask?
how the hell would i know?

This post was submitted by Mike Cahill.

God is great!
So is pizza!

I pray to robot god.
I know I’m a disgusting meat machine but I can do better!

When I felt most deeply moved by the Holy Spirit my loved ones told me that was not where God wanted me. They were right: He doesn’t exist.

This post was submitted by Alexander Paoletti.

Your God-cake is not bad.
“Every slice is a trip to Heaven” is a little bit too much though.

I roamed a post-apocalyptic wasteland, fighting off flesh-stealers and night-breathers and seeking, always seeking the pure water of God.
What did you get up to?

I like vampires, I like giants, I like elves, I like unicorns, I like griffins, I like astronauts, I like walking trees, I like virgins, I like dragons, I like mermaids, I like jews, I like banana bread, I like centaurs, I like demons, I like God, I like butter, I like girls like you.
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