Two Sentence Stories

Maybe every lie is a year of punishment in the afterlife.
You have six so far.

So fresh, so clean, so nice, so fine.
At the start it seemed fine but it was a lie.

The artist could not lie.
He spent so very much time alone.

A scene witnessed many times.
A girl I’ve fucked and a girl I’m going to fuck shake hands and I hear “Hi, I’m Mat’s girlfriend.”

One word that will get you through any relationship problem, like, forever.
Lie.

I tried to lie that my silence didn’t mean anything.
She saw right through me.

Please stop playing the “would you still love me if” game.
I’ve already had to lie a few times and I really don’t like that.

Tomorrow at work they’ll ask me what I did on the weekend and I’ll lie and say “you know, just had a bit of fun” or something like that.
The truth is that on the weekend I mocked a few religions, declared a meal “the worst I’ve eaten” though it wasn’t, slept alone, and relaxed my [...]

I love it when we lie babe!
I wuv you too!

Being a writer mainly is about lying well.
Start with yourself, move to your friends and then the world!

I didn’t lie to my wife about the night out.
I mean, they’re not really strippers if they arrive naked, right?

Let’s be naughty, she lied.
I’m going to spank you, he lied.