Mourn
We are gathered here today to mourn little Jimmy.
He didn’t listen to his friends about girl germs.
We are gathered here today to mourn little Jimmy.
He didn’t listen to his friends about girl germs.
Never ever admit that you don’t care about money.
Girls claim they want that but they really truly don’t.
The first date of 2008 went really well.
We talked and laughed and the monster under the bed kept quiet because he is scared of girls.
Before heading out to pick up girls I put on my charmour.
It’s so … shiny and big … they love it.
I watched my neighbor from the window, and while she was taking off her clothes, I was thinking about how beautiful she was.
I then discovered that she was not a woman at all.
This post was submitted by Carolyn.
I had this big plan involving my “shit” and “getting it together”.
All the plans involving girls screwed that right up.
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