Two Sentence Stories

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT ALL BY MY SELF.
REALLY ASK EVERYBODY.

This post was submitted by Albert.

For years my sister wrote letters from “Dr. Vagina” to the city councillors representing every town issue through the viewpoint of the effect on town vaginas.
The day the police arrived was the first time I ever saw my mother laugh so hard she cried.

Two things were playing on his mind. The first being that they’d misspelt his name on the wanted poster.

This post was submitted by gnomeangel.

If I were a cartoon character I would like to be someone from Pokemon.
Because they always look so cool and they seem to have perfect hair, and also because then I’d own my very own Pikachu and get it to zap people I didn’t like!

This post was submitted by Charlotte Fong.

I only use the word hate when absolutely necessary. Don’t you just really hate the word?

This post was submitted by Abigail Prendergast.

Wasn’t it funny that I used to joke that you’d be first against the wall when the revolution came?
Before they shot you I swear I saw you laughing.

Eric: You know Hawaii looks really good on you.
Emily: You know Herpes looks awful on you.

This post was submitted by Brook Costello.

My wife thought she knew me.
So funny what people think.

A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

This post was submitted by Bobbi Leder.

I watched my neighbor from the window, and while she was taking off her clothes, I was thinking about how beautiful she was.
I then discovered that she was not a woman at all.

This post was submitted by Carolyn.

I feel sometimes I’m playing the role of my younger self.
He’s funnier, better-looking and way more interesting.