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Entries Tagged ‘crap’

Let it come to you

Nov.13, 2009 in Competition Leave a Comment

I’ve always wondered…why would anyone need to paddle up shit creek? If you want the crap that badly, just stand in the water and it will come to you.

This post was submitted by Davo.

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Blue plastic

Aug.16, 2009 in Competition Leave a Comment

My nieces loved the bit in Hotel for Dogs where Lisa Kudrow falls in deep do do. Otherwise it was crap.

This post was submitted by A. Bridge.

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