You love me for my sincerity, honesty and good moral values.
I wish you loved me for my huge cock and dirty fucking.
Posts Tagged ‘fucking’
February 11, 2010 by Mathew Ferguson
You love me for my sincerity, honesty and good moral values.VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
September 24, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
A scene witnessed many times.
A girl I’ve fucked and a girl I’m going to fuck shake hands and I hear “Hi, I’m Mat’s girlfriend.”VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
August 19, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
Fucking Australia and all the fucking obsession with fucking sport!
“Some football player has sustained a papercut and is in doubt for this weekend, also three billion people have died from an unknown virus, BUT AGAIN, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER HAS SUSTAINED A PAPERCUT!”VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
August 14, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
Every single day I come to work and hear you talk about marketing and brands and building the brand I wish for a virus to escape a Russian lab and spread across the world, wiping out all humanity.
I want you to be one of the last people to die so you can really appreciate that building the brand really is NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT!VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
August 12, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
There were two great things about all the fucking we did.
The first was that it left no time for serious relationship talk and the second was, well, the fucking.VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
August 10, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
Losers breed because women have low standards.
C’mon girls – fuck higher up the social hierarchy and breed those motherfuckers out!VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
August 8, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson
Being a writer never got anyone a roll in the hay.
Saying you’re a writer guarantees you’ll get your brains fucked out.VN:F [1.9.22_1171]