August 18, 2009 by Bobbi Leder
Rachel couldn’t stand the sound of her husband’s snoring every night, and even worse the questions he asked each time she would tell him about it; “Does it sound like this?” he would ask. Months later they adopted a dog, Morty, and Morty snored eactly like Rachel’s husband – “There you go, it sounds just like that!”
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August 14, 2009 by gnomeangel
Two things were playing on his mind. The first being that they’d misspelt his name on the wanted poster.
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