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  1. Trustworse

    November 18, 2016 by Irene Debonnaire

    “John, sweety, of course, I’ve been waiting for you”.
    He didn’t know urologist charge that much.

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    Rating: 2.3/10 (9 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Irene Debonnaire.

  2. Voices

    June 15, 2015 by Anonymous

    My doctor says the voices that I hear are all in my head. How did he get in?

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    Rating: 7.1/10 (12 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Anonymous.

  3. Angel of Mercy

    March 1, 2014 by Martyn V. Halm

    The man in the white doctor’s coat looks down on me in my hospital bed and sadly shakes his head. The dour-faced nurse with the syringe walks right through him.

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    This post was submitted by Martyn V. Halm.

  4. Time to Dream Again

    September 14, 2010 by Sarah A. Rosenblum

    Lifting up, up, up off of the crinkly papered bed, she floated aboard the majestic, wooden air ship, where she slow-danced with Prince Charming’s handsome son, wearing a flowing ball gown that sparkled like diamonds in the melting lip-gloss gold sunset that the circus animal crew – elephants and zebras wearing colorful hats and silly shirts – was working to sail into, paddling their oars rhythmically against tufts of cumulonimbus clouds as if silently marking the beat of her dance. This was her favorite place to go whenever Mommy and the doctor started talking about her cancer.

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    This post was submitted by Sarah A. Rosenblum.

  5. Birth Control Pills

    June 19, 2010 by Sarah A. Rosenblum

    “So you need to take it every day, preferably at the same time each day, and some of the possible risks include stroke, blood clots, high blood pressure, and heart attack.”
    “Gee, I don’t know about some of those side effects Doc – I think I’d rather have a baby.”

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    This post was submitted by Sarah A. Rosenblum.

  6. Dr. Jackass

    April 15, 2010 by Sunny Road

    Tim bit furiously at his nails, teeth marks making way for a bloodied mess beneath. He stopped as the doctor walked in and said, “We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.”

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    This post was submitted by Sunny Road.

  7. Jewish wedding

    August 9, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    The Jewish wedding and someone faints.
    No one calls out “is anyone a doctor?”

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