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  1. Kats R Peple

    July 11, 2015 by Lon T.

    “You’re not getting any more food… you already had a lot … I know, ‘cause I’m the one who gave it to you… so no more… not yet.” She slowly walked away from me with her tail tucked close to her butt and the tip of her tail curled slightly as if hopeful; and as she crossed the room her ears rotated in my direction like she was straining to hear the slightest sound of my voice telling her to stop and come to me, which held me in their radar beam until she was at the corner; but before she disappeared, I didn’t disappoint—I called her back and gave her a little more food, and a lot more love, and from now on, a lot more time.

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    This post was submitted by Lon T..


  2. Why Would You Own a Cat

    July 10, 2015 by Alex Kyle

    “Why would you own a cat?”
    “You’re right!” I replied quickly, “I can’t uproot and live off my friends like a rounder, sofa jumping and drinking my liver away… you’re right… all because of them”—I took a breath—“and I can’t take off camping for three, four, or even two days to enjoy the wilderness and all that nature has to offer”—another breath, and a second to ponder, I said, “and, after all, nature and animals are important… to the planet and to humans, in fact,” I shouted, “I can’t be irresponsible about ANYTHING… all because of them; like when I go home at night, there they are waiting by the door… the pests; and when I feel like the world is falling down around me, all they do is stretch and act like kittens again—displaying calm and trust. My cats don’t allow me to do many things!
    “And for that I am greatly indebted.”

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    This post was submitted by Alex Kyle.


  3. My roommate’s cats

    June 19, 2015 by Morrie Wimple

    My roommate’s cat, Mittens, loves to catch things—for example, this morning I tossed her the toaster, and she caught it easily; then I tossed her the blender, and… well… she caught that too; then I tossed her the microwave (quick note to self—replace microwave with lookalike) and she caught that (second quick note to self—replace cat with lookalike). Mittens, my roommate’s cat, now sleeps the eternal sleep in the back garden under the shade of the old elm tree where she loved to climb and play, with Whiskers and Tabby and Snowball and all the rest of the talented cats that came before her.

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    Rating: 6.7/10 (6 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Morrie Wimple.


  4. Dead parents awaken

    April 30, 2015 by Sheadan wood

    My parents won’t stop yelling at each other in the middle of the night. I visit their grave to ask them to stop but it doesn’t help.

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    Rating: 4.6/10 (16 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Sheadan wood.


  5. Dead parents awaken.

    April 30, 2015 by Sheadan wood

    My parents won’t stop yelling at each other in the middle of the night. I visit their grave to ask them to stop but it doesn’t help.

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    Rating: 4.6/10 (8 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Sheadan wood.


  6. The Lost Things

    March 16, 2015 by OldRecord21

    The cat came out of it’s hiding place, where it waited, perched on the bookshelf; waiting for it’s owner to take that one book from the shelf, so the cat could jump back into the book and start all over again. Only, the cat didn’t want to leave this place.

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    Rating: 5.1/10 (18 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by OldRecord21.


  7. Mystery

    January 22, 2015 by ABD Quark

    And God said, Let there be light.

    “Then what happened?”

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    Rating: 5.8/10 (13 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by ABD Quark.


  8. Whispers

    October 21, 2013 by Steve Karmazenuk

    I broke into the old building’s basement to get out of the cold in and rain; a voice in the dark whispered “Get out.”

    And I hissed back, “Make me.”

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    Rating: 7.1/10 (35 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Steve Karmazenuk.


  9. Hard Target

    October 13, 2013 by Steve Karmazenuk

    They gave me the wrong package when I left the cleaners.

    I only realized after I’d opened it up to find my picture and a hit sheet with my name and home address.

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    Rating: 5.8/10 (20 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Steve Karmazenuk.


  10. Livin’ La Vida

    October 12, 2013 by Steve Karmazenuk

    It isn’t so much that I always wake up with a hangover and blacked out from a hard night of drinks and drugs that bothers me.

    It’s that I always wake up.

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    Rating: 6.0/10 (21 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Steve Karmazenuk.


  11. Mindhostservices.com

    September 23, 2013 by Steve Karmazenuk

    The only thing that you’re aware of are these words in your field of vision; this will change as soon as you’ve acclimatized.

    The upload was a success; your body died as your consciousness was transferred online.

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    Rating: 8.4/10 (19 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Steve Karmazenuk.


  12. September 22, 2013 by Steve Karmazenuk

    I tried to sell my soul to the Devil once.

    He told my my asking price was too high.

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    Rating: 6.8/10 (43 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Steve Karmazenuk.