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  1. Salesman

    October 16, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Hey, did you hear that the rules have all changed?
    Yeah, being a boring self-centred fuckwit is now sexy so you’re totally in dude!

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  2. Amazonian Anticipation

    August 17, 2009 by Jared Combs

    With a knot lodged firmly in his dry upper throat, a visible tremor pulsating his hand, and a hopeful yet fearful look on his face, he instructed the computer to display the literary life-sustaining data he had patiently awaited, while voicing a silent prayer. It seemed an eternity, as if his internet were an old dialup modem from the early nineties, as he waited for the monitor to display the number 650, 041, which was his sales rank on Amazon for his self-published memoir.

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    This post was submitted by Jared Combs.