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    July 18, 2015 by John Osborn

    They gave him a few lines in the local paper, but it wasn’t much of a story because climbers go missing in the mountains all the time and because the odds of finding a body are so slim. Naturally, a search of the area did not reveal the state of the dead man’s savings account, nor the fact that he was already many miles away, sitting in a coffee shop on 53rd and 8th, reading of his own demise.

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  2. July 14, 2015 by Amilee

    I added little bits of rat poison to the middle of your ham and turkey sandwich when I put it together for you this morning before you left me with the screaming baby. I knew you wouldn’t be making it home but when you left I kissed you and asked, “What would you like for dinner, Honey?”

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  3. Presentation

    January 3, 2010 by Mathew Ferguson

    You know what would be so much better than that boring old marketing presentation?
    How about you flash yourself?

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