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  1. Dogs

    November 14, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Dog on my left and dog on my right.
    Dogs all around me.

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    Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast)

  2. Quiet

    August 30, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Um … yes, putting a dog down because you were bored of it is soulless.
    My desire to sleep with her kept this thought quiet.

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    Rating: 4.8/10 (6 votes cast)

  3. Flying

    August 19, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I can’t go out today.
    I ran out of flying-dog spray.

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    Rating: 3.0/10 (2 votes cast)

  4. The Snore

    August 18, 2009 by Bobbi Leder

    Rachel couldn’t stand the sound of her husband’s snoring every night, and even worse the questions he asked each time she would tell him about it; “Does it sound like this?” he would ask. Months later they adopted a dog, Morty, and Morty snored eactly like Rachel’s husband – “There you go, it sounds just like that!”

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    Rating: 5.0/10 (5 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Bobbi Leder.


  5. Botty

    August 17, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I don’t know what is wrong with robot dog.
    Perhaps we should stop calling him botty.

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    Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast)

  6. Marketing

    August 17, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I met a marketing girl today.
    Hollow she was, and as deep as the dog’s water dish.

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    Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  7. Chocolate

    August 16, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Chocolate dog fetches his caramel ball.
    And he is happy.

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    Rating: 9.0/10 (4 votes cast)

  8. Fly

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I commanded my dog to sit, and he did.
    Fly!

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    Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  9. Bones

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I made a dog out of bones.
    He keeps trying to bury himself.

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    Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)

  10. Paper dog

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I folded and glued and painted and prepared ever so carefully.
    Now I wait for my paper dog to come to life.

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    Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

  11. Fetch

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    My dog is made of tennis balls.
    He keeps trying to fetch himself.

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    Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast)

  12. The Dog That Speaks English

    August 15, 2009 by Bobbi Leder

    Phoebe – a small dog who wasn’t known for her jumping abilities – wasn’t allowed on the furniture but after begging every night, her female owner finally said, “OK, Phoebe, if you can make it onto the bed by yourself, then I’ll let you stay up here.” Moments later Phoebe used all her might and jumped on the bed; her female owner turned to her husband and said, “See, I told you she speaks English.”

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    Rating: 6.5/10 (4 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Bobbi Leder.