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  1. Chocolate

    August 16, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Chocolate dog fetches his caramel ball.
    And he is happy.

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    Rating: 9.0/10 (4 votes cast)

  2. Fly

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I commanded my dog to sit, and he did.
    Fly!

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    Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  3. Bones

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I made a dog out of bones.
    He keeps trying to bury himself.

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    Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)

  4. Paper dog

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I folded and glued and painted and prepared ever so carefully.
    Now I wait for my paper dog to come to life.

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    Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

  5. Fetch

    August 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    My dog is made of tennis balls.
    He keeps trying to fetch himself.

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    Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast)

  6. The Dog That Speaks English

    August 15, 2009 by Bobbi Leder

    Phoebe – a small dog who wasn’t known for her jumping abilities – wasn’t allowed on the furniture but after begging every night, her female owner finally said, “OK, Phoebe, if you can make it onto the bed by yourself, then I’ll let you stay up here.” Moments later Phoebe used all her might and jumped on the bed; her female owner turned to her husband and said, “See, I told you she speaks English.”

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    Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Bobbi Leder.


  7. Staying

    August 14, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    You know she is the one for me so you’re just going to have to get over it.
    I don’t care little dog – she is staying!

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    Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  8. Unravelling

    August 14, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Oh shit she’s unravelling!
    Woollen dog comes apart.

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    Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  9. The Lost Dog

    August 14, 2009 by Anna Machell

    It was a chilly twenty-three minutes past two in the morning of one late October when Archie, the Johnsons’ progressively arthritic and generally grumpy West Highland Terrier, finally managed to squeeze beneath the fence, evade the gaze of the facility’s security lights and set off down the alleyway as fast as he could carry himself, back to where he’d come from, quite sorry he had ever left in the first place.

    He was followed close behind by a great many others – big and small, young and old, stumbling and hobbling – who stuck with him all the way across frosty fields and muddy paths, over New Town tarmac and Old Town cobbles, beneath icy black skies and towards the fire-bitten sunrise that lit up the delighted face of the youngest Johnson as he called out to his parents, looked down from his bedroom window upon a garden of seventy-three brand new pet dogs and locked onto the bright black eyes of one tufty white and decidedly less grumpy face.

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    This post was submitted by Anna Machell.


  10. Taught

    August 14, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    We have taught each other so much in the time we’ve spent together.
    You’ve taught me about love and hope and justice and I’ve taught you about lentils and parachute pants and how to fold little paper dogs out of any spare scrap you find.

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  11. Kidnap

    August 13, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Kidnap the dog and dye it red.
    Do this for me.

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    Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast)

  12. Advice

    August 12, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I have advice for when you happen to buy a dog.
    If the breed is GIANT FIRE-BREATHING Border Collie, don’t just assume that is the pet store being all clever and funny to sell dogs.

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    Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)