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  1. Getting over her is hard

    November 5, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Your street is shown on an advertisement!
    I mean, c’mon!

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    Rating: 5.0/10 (5 votes cast)

  2. Beautiful moment

    October 11, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    There was a small beautiful moment with you that lead to a long beautiful moment.
    It was when you said “I need to be by myself for a while”.

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    Rating: 4.3/10 (4 votes cast)

  3. Third party

    October 4, 2009 by sykes

    I am his girl who makes him smile even for a while. I am also the reason why he shed tears all the time.

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    Rating: 2.3/10 (4 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by sykes.


  4. Involved

    October 2, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Hey it is so good to meet you but I can’t really get involved with a sick broken person right now.
    I’m … washing me hair … forever.

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    Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast)

  5. Today

    September 28, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Today I cut it all off with you.
    And to my great shame I felt great for the rest of the day.

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    Rating: 6.3/10 (3 votes cast)

  6. Acting

    September 25, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    My greatest acting moment was squeezing out tears as I walked away from you.
    Next up: acting like I am really broken up about it all.

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    Rating: 3.8/10 (4 votes cast)

  7. Offer

    September 20, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Your offer of a special eight-month infatuation package with free extras such as wild sex at the start but none later and crying really late at night is quite intriguing.
    Throw in a free t-shirt and some affection coupons I’ll never redeem and you got yourself a deal.

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    Rating: 6.5/10 (6 votes cast)

  8. Advice

    September 15, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    One word that will get you through any relationship problem, like, forever.
    Lie.

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  9. Friend

    September 1, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    My friend dived deeply into his girlfriend’s relationship and I hardly saw him again.
    By relationship I mean “vagina”.

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    Rating: 4.4/10 (5 votes cast)

  10. Silence

    August 28, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I tried to lie that my silence didn’t mean anything.
    She saw right through me.

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    Rating: 4.2/10 (5 votes cast)

  11. Scarborough Beach

    August 24, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I cry when I remember the walk to Scarborough Beach.
    I cry for the loss.

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    Rating: 3.2/10 (5 votes cast)

  12. Hungover

    August 19, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    My time with you was much like an extended drinking session.
    Sure it was good at the time but now I’m just hungover and sick.

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    Rating: 4.4/10 (8 votes cast)