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  1. Stare

    May 23, 2016 by shayne lewis

    My two-year-old daughter is always staring at me and smiling. I smile back at her, wishing the rest of my family could see me too.

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    Rating: 9.4/10 (7 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by shayne lewis.


  2. Rescue

    May 23, 2016 by shayne lewis

    When my crew and I were rescued from the deserted island that we were stranded on, they found me covered in blood and surrounded by the bones of my crew. Now that I’m off the island, I’ll need a new excuse to keep eating people.

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    Rating: 8.0/10 (6 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by shayne lewis.


  3. Blind

    May 23, 2016 by shayne lewis

    After I went blind, I learned to appreciate the little things in life, like the feel of my wife’s hands on my face. I just wish there were only two of them.

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    Rating: 7.2/10 (5 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by shayne lewis.


  4. Garbage

    May 22, 2016 by shayne lewis

    I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved Thursdays. Thursday is trash day in my neighborhood, and the possibility of someone finally finding the dismembered children in my trash cans always excites me.

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    Rating: 8.6/10 (9 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by shayne lewis.


  5. BIRTHDAY GIRL (EDITED)

    May 17, 2016 by CHOPPER THE CLOWN

    YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I FINALLY FOUND A WAY IN! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT’S HARD TO REMOVE YOUR BOYFRIENDS SKIN FROM MY FACE.

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    Rating: 6.3/10 (11 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by CHOPPER THE CLOWN.


  6. BIRTHDAY GIRL (EDITED)

    May 17, 2016 by CHOPPER THE CLOWN

    YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I FINALLY FOUND A WAY IN! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT’S HARD TO REMOVE YOUR BOYFRIENDS SKIN FROM MY FACE.

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    Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by CHOPPER THE CLOWN.


  7. Closeness

    May 15, 2016 by Doree

    “Now you’ll always be a part of me,” he whispered, tying off the final suture. She could not answer.

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    Rating: 7.9/10 (12 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Doree.


  8. BIRTHDAY GIRL

    May 13, 2016 by CHOPPER THE CLOWN

    YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT I FINALLY FOUND A WAY IN! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT IT’S HARD TO REMOVE YOUR BOYFRIENDS SKIN STICKS FROM MY FACE.

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    Rating: 5.9/10 (10 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by CHOPPER THE CLOWN.


  9. May 11, 2016 by Lenny

    She’s much happier with me. She was so lonely while in the ground.

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    Rating: 7.6/10 (16 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lenny.


  10. May 11, 2016 by Lenny

    I went on a hiking trip last night. I saw a wolf but didn’t know they could walk on two legs.

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    Rating: 5.7/10 (23 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lenny.


  11. May 11, 2016 by Lenny

    As I look in the mirror I realize my face looks strange. All I can say is the mans skin doesn’t fit at all.

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    Rating: 4.5/10 (15 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lenny.


  12. May 11, 2016 by Lenny

    I don’t like to go outside. But the puppet strings leave me no choice.

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    Rating: 5.8/10 (21 votes cast)

    This post was submitted by Lenny.