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Posts Tagged ‘scary’

  1. Birthday

    April 29, 2016 by Pickles

    Today was my birthday, the only guest that showed up was my dead body.

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  2. Old man

    April 29, 2016 by Pickles

    I can’t find my girlfriend, the last time I saw her was in a trash bag.

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  3. Old man

    April 29, 2016 by Pickles

    I can’t find my girlfriend, the last time I saw her was in a trash bag.

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  4. April 29, 2016 by Pickles

    I’d drop something on my bedroom floor, when I was looking under the bed it was handed to me.

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  5. Phantom Pains

    April 26, 2016 by AlphaSlicer

    When I lost my arm, the doctors said I might have phantom pains. They didn’t tell me that my “phantom” arm would try to strangle me.

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  6. Be Careful What You Ask For

    April 24, 2016 by Lace

    Yesterday, an old man asked me what was the quickest way to get to the undertaker.

    So I strangled him.

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  7. April 23, 2016 by Lenny

    Marty always told his parents that he thought so one was in the attic. They should have believed him.

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  8. April 23, 2016 by Lenny

    There was a clown statue that really creeped me out so I call the parents to ask if I can get rid of it. They told me they didn’t own a clown statue

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  9. April 23, 2016 by Lenny

    I thought breaking the mirror would trap her. But instead all that did was free her.

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  10. I’m coming for you

    April 21, 2016 by Pandu Bair

    “I’m coming for you,” she whispered, “You don’t have much time to live…” I would’t have been so horrified if I hadn’t been born deaf.

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  11. Don’t be Scared

    April 11, 2016 by LyricLiv13

    Don’t be scared of monsters. Just look for them, under the bed, in your closet, just don’t looks up…she hates that.

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  12. Dinner

    April 6, 2016 by Jason

    I’m cooking for my girlfriend tonight and she asks me what we’re having for dinner. I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s my ex-wife.

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